Are you stuck at home because of “snowmageddon 2011″?
Fortunately, my Jeep Liberty doesn’t know what “stuck” means, so I figured today would be the PERFECT day to invite you to take advantage of my lowest price EVER on a fitness program “troubleshooting” session.
Normally, I charge $200/hr for my fitness consulting service, but today ONLY – that’s Wednesday, Feb 2 – I’ll come to your home (or office if you were able to get thru the snow!) in the Grand Rapids area where we will review your current training/nutrition plan and look at ways in which you can make it even MORE effective… for only 67 bucks!
Of course, this means you need to already be doing “something” in regards to fitness. The only advice I can give you if you’re not already working towards your fitness goals is to START – and I won’t even charge you for that!
But assuming you’re actively engaged in some kind of training and/or diet plan right now – it doesn’t matter which plan/gym/trainer/magic spell you’re currently using – I’ll meet with you for an hour to review and discuss techniques and strategies you can use to get leaner and meaner… and quick!
To take advantage of this snow-day offer, contact me IMMEDIATELY with your phone number and address and I’ll give you a call right away to schedule your fitness program troubleshooting session this afternoon for only $67. This offer is only good TODAY and will end as soon as my schedule is booked – or the snow melts away!
Even with my 4-wheel drive Jeep, because of road conditions, I only expect to be able to squeeze a few of these sessions in this afternoon, so please respond quickly so I can be sure to put you in my schedule!
-Mighty Joe-
www.GrandRapidsPersonalTrainer.com
P.S. I just heard that the groundhog did not see his shadow this morning, so spring will be here before you know it. How will your shadow look when the heavy winter clothes get put away for the season? Contact me right away so you can get the body you deserve before the daffodils start popping up!
P.P.S. As with ANY service I provide, if you don’t believe this troubleshooting session was worth the price (and a whole lot more), you don’t pay a dime. Plus, you don’t have to pay anything until AFTER the session. How’s THAT for a zero-risk guarantee?

Not even my snow-buried driveway can slow down my Jeep Liberty!